the CANTERBURY FAILS: Archive

Julie (bestie) is so kind and understanding

 Julie
 you disappeared text-wise you stupidhead
 and yet here you are
 having a jolly good ol time
 ladeefreakinda
 Jen
 I'M DOWNSTAIRS
 i took more medicine and cant climb the stairs
 haha
 Julie
 hahahaha
 just crawl
 Jen
 i hate you
 hahahahahahaha
 Julie
 that's what i do, and i don't even take medications
 Jen
 hahahaha
 you're lazy as poop
 crawling is the best way to get up the stairs. although, what i do isn't exactly a "crawl" per se, i do like a four-legged lion run. it's fast and effective, because sometimes climbing up the stairs is a chore, y'know?

Dec 31st

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Dec 29th

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wizard's duel

samtatsuo: today i walked into the adams house, and was heading towards amanda’s room when i was struck to the floor with an avada kedavra curse, and i died. when I came back from the dead, sarah hands me a wand (a chopstick) and tells me it’s for my protection. after garbing myself in traditional wizarding regalia (amanda’s bathrobe) sarah and i took a picture and i sat on the bed, wand close...

Dec 29th

i'm so bored.

Dec 29th

Dec 28th

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look out for a homage to Inglourious Basterds this...

Dec 28th

Purpose

taymazz: We’re celebrating the birth of Jesus today. Just think about this. Jesus was born for the sole purpose of dying. He was born so that he could eventually redeem us. That was the purpose of his coming to live among us as a human being. Please, tell me that isn’t amazing!! He was sent, by his Father, to suffer and die to SAVE US! I’m constantly flabbergasted by the grace of God. No words,...

Dec 25th

Dec 24th

Dec 23rd

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Dec 21st

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Dec 21st

Watch

i think i died while watching this.

Dec 20th

THUNDERCATS... HOOOOOOO! →

For some odd reason, they left out Mumm-ra, who is clearly the comedy relief in ThunderCats. I mean, c’mon. He’s the main antagonist! He’s a deteriorating corpse who gets to transform into a somehow scarier and more muscular mummy version of himself after a taking a cat nap (pun intended) in a sarcophagus. C’mon. It’s Mumm-ra. The Ever-Living. Come. On.

Dec 20th