taymazz: I wake up in the morning with these huge random bruises all over my arms and legs. I don’t flail in my sleep, as far as I know. Maybe I do some serious battle in my sleep and these bruises are the aftermath? I’m not sure, but it is getting kind of weird. -according to my psychology notes, it is possible that you are suffering from REM Behavior Disorder in which the sleeper makes...
Graffiti from Pompeii →
Ancient graffiti found in Pompeii. It’s literally Ancient Roman Twitter. Hilarious.
taymazz: I want a time machine. Not only do I have a thing for time travelers, I have a thing for historical figures. I do not want said time machine so I can “mend the mistakes I made” or “regain hopes lost” because if I did, I would be a totally different person. I want to time travel so I can chat with Charlemagne, socialize with Shakespeare, dine with Dickens, and linger with Lincoln. I...
this just happened.
Landen: do you like st. vincent?
Landen: do you have marry me?
Julie: i don't have to. it's up to you. why do you ask questions like that?
Julie: and then hit me with an ellipsis
Landen: "Marry Me" is the name of their first album.
i'm gonna go.
shows i'm into right now
The Mighty Boosh The Venture Bros. Arrested Development The Tick Metalocalypse Glee Lie to Me
My Brief Time as a Hogwarts Student →
best thing i’ve read in a long time.
Okay, who would like a banger in the mouth? Right, I forgot, here in the States...
OH MY GOD…… Ice flow nowhere to go....
Adult Swim Video : The Venture Bros. : Return To... →