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mrgolightly:

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Today is the saddest of days.

Today, I pack up my computer of 5 years and send it away to be permanently wiped in return for an Apple store credit. Sad times.

On a lighter note, I am going to a super awesome Chinese New Year celebration tonight! But General Tso’s Chicken cannot heal every wound.

Goodbye, Javier. You will be missed. I will tell my new computer tales of your bravery all those times I dropped you on the ground.

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tardistacular:

droogoi:

trainedbrofessional:

jonathanegbert:

blooddiesel:

black-nata:

oh-youfancyhuh:

IT IS AN INFANT

IT IS AN INFANT

Fucking god, Thor.

oh my god.

FUCKING DYING

god

/DEAD

Hahaha… my mom’s ancient computer is only worth $30.

diffusesusurrus:

shanloves:

I love Scott Disick

I’ve never seen the show but it looks like I’m about to start

The Kardashian family troll.

philnoto:

John Motherf**kn Bates
Stop it, Rooney. 
Oh my glory.
So many nerds on the road today. I saw a movie-legit Delorean on the way in, too.  With a flux capacitor and everything.
My dad’s McDonald’s order.

Everyone in the theater lol’d when they saw that shirt.